fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

(via antonelashair)

chocolatemew:

i-effed-it-all-up:

songs by florence and the machine make me feel like i need to run barefoot through a misty forest wearing a flower crown

and reveal my true demon form as i burn the forest and everything in it down

(via thesonsofmumford)

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

(via rainbowroadrage)

2: a good in-between or depends on the mood
3: pretending to sleep or making up a story
4: a couple… In the lake while the beach was full of people, in the back of our work truck while at work and behind our warehouse that has a camera
9: many many times
28: their beard or lips

Select a number. ;)

paradise-clit:

1: When did you lose your virginity?


2: Rough sex or soft sex?


3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?


4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?


5: Favourite sex position?


6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?


7: Have you ever had any one night stands?